i'm supposed to be cleaning my room


instead i'm saying CHECK OUT RABBIT BONES my sister's art blog. she's an artist. a really good one. buy her stuff. she is poor.

and for god's sake don't say "she's like, a prairie artist, just like, like omg glen scrimshaw" because his stuff is SHIT. and expensive shit. i would not pay that much for poo.


Maia's stuff is awesome.
thus, buy and help her become a better artist.


BAHA SHAMELESS PROMOTING

http://rabbitbones.blogspot.com/

Moving Pictures

mm hi
I haven't posted for a while
and I'm not sure what to write
SO
Here's a list of my favourite movies (in no particular order)

The Fall--Magical, very touching and has its funny moments. There is nothing in the film I would change or wish to see differently.

Coraline--Loved the book, loved the movie. I'm so glad it kept it's creepy, morbid vibe...if they had wussed out and removed the scarier scenes, I would have been one pissed off cookie.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels-- Sexy accents. Complex, twisting, and hilarious plot. Awesome swears and one-liners (Chill, Winstoonn. You could choke a dozen donkeys with that) and sexy, sexy, Jason Statham. And a wonderful soundtrack.

The Incredibles--This is one of those movies I can watch countless times. It's funny, and easy to fall asleep to when you're sick. I myself hate falling asleep during movies, but if I fell asleep during the Incredibles, I wouldn't mind so much, the plot is great and easy to delve in to.

Amelie--Who doesn't love this movie? And whoever doesn't, probably likes nickelback and that's why they don't (they have no taste). This is a wonderful movie. I love Audrey Tatou (I think i mispelt her name, sorry, I'm not french).

Blindness--Great movie. Great actors. One of those movies you have to have intervals between each watching...not for the easily disturbed (not gory, but psychologically sensitive).

Why staying up til five is a wonderful and horrible idea

Pros:
-Get a light headed, floating bounce to your step
-loss of balance when you stand is hilarious to others
-coffee is delishgasmic

Cons:
-light headed, bouncy step makes you susceptible to walking into walls
-loss of balance hurts
-dogs are cute until they bark
-there wasn't enough in the coffee pot for another cup...thus, will have to make more.
-one leg can fall asleep, restricting said coffee from being ground.

HOWEVER
totally worth it :).

Today...

I....:

a) laughed at my professor: "You all say jam, right? not preserve?" Oh, you Scottish Bridget Jones, you complete me.

b) got a thumb cramp from texting a certain boy aka DEREK. It's all your fault.

c) almost missed my bus via thumb cramp (had to shake it loose) which then ensued in me sprinting like the dickens (who is dickens? fuck him). Sprinting is the wrong word, that implies skill; the only way to capture this image of my panic-stricken attempt at running is to imagine a penguin high on hallucinogens with a sprained ankle. This is how I run/roll.

d) Drank an unsatisfying London Fog Tazo Tea Latte Grande size (r)(c)(tm)(we own your soul)

e) Listened to the Wonderful Five: TV on the Radio, Liam Finn, Wilco, Cake, Chad Vangaalen

f) Got embarrassing stomach growls. The starbucks customers beside me look worried; alien spaghetti scene.

g) Will probably play Spore. MMMMM evolution.

h) Will have a wonderful night :)

i) All of the above

j) some of the above

k)nife

Holy DQ, Batman

oh, look, i'm trying to do my essay again.

fuuuck Henry James and his use of central intelligence, drama of perception and EFFING AMBIGUITY. is she insane? isn't she? is she in love with a ten year old? or are we all sick and twisted and HENNY JAMES IS LAUGHING AT OUR DIRTY, DIRTY MINDS. phallic towers.


I've got a cinnamon roll from Tim's. Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, Henny.
Yeah, that's right--Henny.

I want to go back to bed .

I should be doing my essay...Fuck Henry James.

mmmm hi.

I've restarted my blog.

because kim got one

and i want to date kim

well not really date

more like love.

in a physical-sexy way involving vanilla ice cream.

I should keep doing my essay.